A month's worth of blogs wherever to start...
Let's start with apologizing to all my faithful readers (Stace, Wally, Keith) who have been deprived of blogging de Eduardo since before Christmas even. I can only say I have beeen busier and more tired than ever before, and while that is no excuse, that is my reason.
Here we go on a whirlwind adventure through the last month plus of sports...
Bowl Season or should I say Bull Season as in the refs and those God-forsakin' hook 'em horns. While i readily admit that week in and week out during college football season, I blast officials left and right most notably in the Big Ten--whose officials refereed the BCS Championship game and did a satisfactory job--I have never been so appalled by officiating across the board as I was this season. The Sun Belt Conference and Conference USA should be completely disgraced by the jobs their officials did in the Alamo and Outback bowls. While, I was praying that the Alamodome would collapse during the Michigan-Nebraska game, I was absolutely beside myself with the Sloescrew that Michigan had to choke down. Nebraska fans should be ashamed of how they act, saying that they won that game, and that Bill Callahan has turned the program around. YOU WERE GIVEN THE GAME ON THE MOST BLATANT PASS INTERFERENCE CALL EVER. I must commend Michigan on their ability to overcome such obstacles to still have a chance at the end to pull off the most exciting/whacky play since the BIG GAME (Michigan fans please ask Tyler Ecker what he was doing running out of bounds at the 13 yard line).
My Iowa Hawkeyes...what else can I say? While they did themselves no favors until time had nearly run out, they did get themselves into contention, also overcoming massive zebra striped obstacles, notably illegal tackling that gave the Flaorida Gators 7 bonus points. This incident was easily and most classically described by ESPN's Chris Spielman....“He didn’t hit him with his helmet, he hit him with his arm. … That’s it. Put flags on everybody. … Unbelievable! … If you can’t tackle in football anymore, I don’t know what you’re going to do.” However, there were a number of other obviously blown calls that really drove the momentum of the Hawkeyes straight into the ground, fully iced by the offsides call on the onside kick near the end of the game that the Hawks recovered only to have the game taken away by the officials. In the end Kirk Ferentz couldn't (as usual!) put it more eloquently..."They were consistent"
The BCS this year was amazing, and while I still say it's the wrong system, they did all right this year. Between the scoring of the WVU-GA, the unbelieavble length of PSU-FSU, and the history of the first meeting bewteen OSU-ND, no game could hold up to the history, scoring, and heroics of the Rose Bowl between Texas and USC. Like two heavyweights slugging away in the middle of the ring, no team believed it was over or backed down until the final gun. Vince Young was spectacular, LenDale White, Matt Leinart, Mr. President played their parts adn the game somehow lived up to the hype. I found myself cheering for USC though, as Mack Brown with that smug smirk stood on the sideline I could only see Major Applewhite riding the pine, and all I could think was how much Sooner this could have happened, and how Mack Brown wouldn't have had to sell his soul to the devil. Enjoy your championship Mack, I can only hope the flames of Hell are warm enough to melt your cold heart one day adn that you will realize that it wasn't worth it. And maybe while you are listening to your iPod with all the 50 cent you can want you will realize that you weren't the better team, you just were that night.
Let me interject, my cheers and wishes for you to have a Happy New Year at this point...
And on with the show...
The Chicago Bears won the NFC Norris and made the playoffs, for all of you living in Amishwille for the past month and a half, plus the Colts found a way to lose a playoff game where they were not playing NE Patriots. Steve Smith killed the Bears, but did he really? Charles Tillman looked liek he had been on a cruise ship for the last 3 months and couldn't on ground. But I despise Jake Delhomme. Son, you are a two bit talent, who threw to wide open receivers was well protected by an above average line, and who had the man who would be MVP on his team, so don't celebrate like your county just got dancing back for the first time in 25 years . How 'bout that Roethlisberger guy, he turned out to be pretty good. (Wally-reference the time I told you he was a poor man's Peyton). Ever since Norm "Roast Beef" Parker solved the Best Burger since the Cheeseburger, no team has had any real success against a fully healthy Big Ben. In fact, the Steelers trust him so much they are going to try to win the Super Bowl passing, when they have the best rusher out of Notre Dame ever in the backfield. If this is your last game Jerome, you have been a great ambassador and the wheels on the Bus will forever roll.
Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Hype...IT'S THE SEAHAWKS AND THE STEELERS, 1.2 million hours of hype is unnecessary. The top 4 names in the game are Shaun Alexander, Matt Hasselbeck, Big Ben, and Jerome Bettis. These aren't exactly striking fear in Dallas's Big 3, Montana and Rice, or Walter and the Fridge. I will watch it because I watch all sports, but seriously this game should not be getting this kind of hype and thusly, this is where mine ends.
When did Roger Federer become Dick Vermiel? He made out with Rod Laver and could barely function at the mic. Amelie Mauresmo, while not actually playing to win the trophy, didn't cry as much as the #1 MEN'S Tennis player in the world. He is pretty good I will give him that, but Sampras is still "the man" and will be until Federer stops bawling. If he wins 50 Grand Slams, great, but if he is still crying he can not be "the man".
Tiger meter: 1 event entered, 1 event won..winning percentage in 2006 1.000. 'Nuff said
J.J. Redick and Adam Morrison are waging one of the greatest player of the year battles since Magic vs. Bird (great game, by the way), but I can't help but think that Dee Brown is getting overlooked in all this. When he is going bad, Illinois can't win, and while he doesn't score 32 points per, he does the things that make his teammates better, on a #6 team that most people thought would be top 15 at best. Redick can't say that, he has a team full of McDonald's All-Americans. Morrison can probably say that, but plays less than no defense, which Dee plays phenomenally. I am not saying that Redick and Morrison aren't deserving, I am saying that they are peopel just under the radar that should be getting more pub than they do. I think the only way to solve the Redick/Morrison debate is in a game of H-O-R-S-E. I will tell you right now, that game could go on forever, the trash-talking would be intense, and the HALO 2 game afterward would be even better.
Tired yet?....
We must press on...
The NBA season is pretty much a one team show at this point. While the Suns, Mavericks, Spurs, and Heat are playing good ball and the Warriors and Clips are feel good stories, the Pistons are dominating the headlines with their insanely hot start not seen since 72 and 10. While I am pretty sure that the Pistons can't come anywhere near that, they have played so good it has been able to keep Artest out of our news reading hair, plus all things rap/drugs/assault have pretty much gone unnoticed (whatever happened to Eddie Robinson?). The true individual story of the year though...cough, gag, aack, Kobe "Mamba" Bryant.
81...think about it....fathom it....wrap your brain around it....81 points, 20+ per quarter. Most people woudl be happy with 20 per for a season. Kobe averaged it EACH QUARTER. AND HIS TEAM HAD TO COMEBACK TO WIN!!! They won't win championships, but think Jordan pre-Pip/Grant--there hasn't been scoring like this since that--and without hand checking at the top of the key, his numbers will stay phenomenal. Speaking of phenomenal numbers, this LeBron character grabs my attention. He is a special talent, and I finally have come around. He is a little young Jordan, a little Magic, and a little mature Jordan, but he is most definitely all LeBron. He just turned 21 and has a million dollar smile to go along with one of the greatest advertising campaigns right now (Butter...Butter..., Those numbers don't make sense), and one of the best throwback fundamental games in the league. Give me Duncan and LeBron, and I can't whoop any team you put together.
Hockey poll:
Greatest goal:
Vote accordingly Malik, Ovechkin, Michigan
Malik:
http://taytv.blogspot.com/2005/11/marek-maliks-ot-winner.htmlOvechkin:
http://my.break.com/Content/ViewContentPublic.aspx?ContentID=A4Xa9CErMMYE2XVr60OrVg%3d%3d&ContentTitle=Alexander+Ovechkin+Amazing+Hockey+Goal&ContentURL=http%3a%2f%2fmedia1.break.com%2fdnet%2fmedia%2fcontent%2famazinghockeygoal.wmvMichigan:
http://www.michiganlist.com/phunny/videos/michigan/Amazing Goal-Michigan Hockey.aviFinally, the Olympics are coming up, which always give me a huge swelling of American Pride, that usually lasts as long as it takes us to destroy the Olympic Village. Everyone is talking about Bode Miller and skiing intoxicated. And here are my thoughts...is it sending the wrong message to kids? yes. Do kids know who Bode Miller is? Highly unlikely. Would you rather him be driving drunk? I think it's a safe compromise for everyone. And if he is that damn good, then ski drunk/hungover all you want big boy, but if you start driving drunk, I will get Apollo Anton Ono to castrate you with his speedskate.
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed the comeback of the blog...and remember only 16 days until pitchers and catchers, hopefully I will blog again before then.